Two days AFTER the ladies dancing, the music shows up? Bad timing, True Love. Maybe he should have thought through the whole gift giving rota beforehand. And then to add pipers to a whole bevy of birds? Might be a bit of a cacophony.
I humbly submit a much quieter option–accessories with contrasting piping on them. So adorbs.
“Be merry all, be merry all,
With holly dress the festive hall;
Prepare the song, the feast, the ball,
To welcome merry Christmas.”
~William Robert Spencer